

Plan to use him to begin their first strike against the Empire. With their valuable hostage's knowledge of the Empire's secrets, they The Rebel forces are currently making their way to the planet Ralltiir. Hostage: the dreaded Sith Lord DARTH VADER, the EMPEROR's enforcer Of the clone of Galen Marek, have won a critical victory against theĮvil GALACTIC EMPIRE, destroying their secret cloning operations onĪt the same time, the Rebels also managed to capture a very valuable Reorganized under the leadership of RAHM KOTA and with the assistance While some of it is still questionable, like Obi-Wan's charge in the movie (though a comment like 'we need to gain ground to protect the cannons' would of had it more or less be sensible), were still relatively good overall, particularly in the later seasons and one time they DO go parade formation its explicitly because they want to be a bigass target that the enemy couldn't resist and they explicitly mention that, but once the fight begins its back to take cover and lay down suppressing fire.Hope, it seems, has returned to the galaxy.

Utapau and Kashyyyk looked better because they learned from that and hired some people who knew tactics - fuck, they hired actual special forces dudes to show them the general works for Republic Commando! Geonosis looked like shit because the animators were doing it, so it looked exactly like abunch of animators fighting a war. Hoth looked real because they hired guys from the Norwegian Reserves to do it, so they knew exactly what the fuck they were doing in setting up a defense and making it look good, Lucasfilms just had to give 'em the props.

To be fair, Hollywood does not necessarily know military tactics. Thrawn, Wedge Antilles, Yoda, Giliad Pellaeon, Gail Ackbar, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Garm Bel Iblis Now, more seriously, and in no particular order. So what does he do?Įnd result? Well, let this pirate sum it up:Ĭue Stone's men sneaking up to the pirates and getting the drop on them, commandeering their tanks and getting a ride all the way to the pirate base as a result. Pirate tanks are baring down on his position and his boys didn't have rocket launchers (this isn't Grimderp 40K after all where rocket launchers to the face is considered the polite way to negotiate). The whole mission goes to shit and Jar-Jar Binks ends up in technical command. He and his small squad of troopers are more or less stuck on foot trying to deliver a shipment for a ransom to get Dooku. This motherfucker right here, CC-5869, Commander Stone. Jar-Jar's clumsiness is devastating, but there's one guy who did better.
